传说，从前的地摆莲

                                                                    是用自己两条修长的美腿

                                                                    夹住了老板。迫使老板妻子

                                                                   挪动一双短腿，无奈离去
                  
                                                                   如今，地摆莲的两条腿还在

                                                                   只是变得一长一短

                                                                   无论多么平坦的路，到了她的脚下

                                                                   永远颠簸不平

                                                                   以至于，她永远像一株

                                                                   无风摆动的莲花


                                                                  工地上的人们还听说

                                                                  地摆莲之所以成为地摆莲

                                                                  是有一天，她闯进宾馆里捉拿

                                                                  另一双更为修长的美腿

                                                                  被老板踹断了胯骨轴



                                                                  断了胯骨轴的地摆莲

                                                                  仍然还是老板娘

                                                                  不过，考虑到她两腿的实际误差

                                                                  老板不得不将她原来的专车

                                                                  由四轮换成了三轮。老板说电瓶车

                                                                  上下方便，而且节能环保