黄金时代幸福安宁
                                                                    白银时代烂漫天真
                                                                    青铜时代英雄辈出
                                                                    黑铁时代肆意杀戮
                                                                    这合金时代啊
                                                                    则奇葩无数——

                                                                    在这可爱的国度啊
                                                                    所有的规则
                                                                    都可拿来作赌注
                                                                    法律的规定熟视无睹
                                                                    人们按自己的喜好
                                                                    揣测推度
                                                                    规则只可约束他人
                                                                    法网总有缝隙可度

                                                                    闯红灯可拿钱消分
                                                                    酒驾最好找人顶罪
                                                                    乞丐都十分发财
                                                                    驱赶乞丐
                                                                    是城管的任务

                                                                    地球人都知道
                                                                    当官是为了发财
                                                                    收受贿赂是人情世故
                                                                    被抓住了是运气不好
                                                                    没被抓是因为走对了路
                                                                    一边对贪官切齿痛恨
                                                                    一边惋惜
                                                                    错过了升官发财之路

                                                                    官员被无辜枪伤
                                                                    舆论叹息的是
                                                                    凶手的枪法太差
                                                                    那么近竟未成功
                                                                    无人问那无辜者
                                                                    心里苦不苦

                                                                    人被老虎咬死
                                                                    舆论竟分成“挺人”、“挺虎”
                                                                    各按自己的揣度胡说一气
                                                                    无人去按规则考量考量
                                                                    我们自认天生圣人
                                                                    有权对他人指手画脚
                                                                    不知道孔雀开屏时
                                                                    露出了屁股

                                                                   哦，这可爱又可笑的
                                                                   合金时代啊
                                                                   是不是奇葩无数