在某座魅力四射的国际之都，
                                        我有幸与霾先生邂逅相遇。
                                        我好奇地问：“霾先生，
                                        不是早就禁止焚烧秸秆吗？
                                        你咋还长得这么壮？
                                        在政府的大院里，
                                        我还看到了禁烧秸秆的巡逻车呢？”

                                        霾先生哈哈大笑，
                                        呛得我直打喷嚏。
                                      “农民烧秸秆就能养育我？
                                        我可不是从农民的汗味里来的，
                                        他们烧了几千年的秸秆，
                                        咋没有我们诞生？
                                        我的出身可比这高贵多了，
                                        我可是伴着真金白银诞生的，
                                        我为地方贡献的GDP可不少啊？”
                                        霾先生如是说，
                                        听得我一愣一愣的。

                                       见我目瞪口呆，
                                       霾先生又哈哈大笑，
                                       奚落道：“真是书呆子，
                                       在这块土地上，
                                       没有领导的政绩需要，
                                       没有环保局的保驾护航，
                                       我能过得这般滋润？
                                       恐怕早无藏身之地了！”
                                       霾先生如是说。

                                       我急忙辩解：“不对吧？
                                       专家可说的你们是内蒙古的风吹来的，
                                       是汽车的尾气带来的！
                                       政府为此还采取了严厉的限号措施呢！”

                                       霾先生笑得更凶了：“专家的话你也信？
                                       那他告诉你我是一级致癌物没有？
                                       他们的话简直有辱我高贵的门第！
                                       若没有那上千亿的投入，
                                       我才懒得来你们这破地方呢！
                                       你说我的出生高贵不？”
                                       霾先生那趾高气扬的样子，
                                       让我哑口无言，
                                       只好打着喷嚏蹩进药店:“老板！
                                       来五副防霾口罩！”