和尚说                                         
去化缘                                          
于是带回了                                      
一袋馒头                                       

和尚说                                         
去传经书                                       
于是引来了                                      
一批信佛人                                      

和尚说                                          
去普渡众生                                      
于是招来了                                      
无数烦忧恋人                                    

馒头                                            
下肚排泄                                        
信佛者                                          
“之乎者也”                                    
寂灭佛好像                                      
又威严了几分                                    

和尚说心中有佛                                
便处处是佛                                      
于是恋人成了恋人                                
生下来的小孩                                    
男的成了渣男                                    
女的变成尼姑