龙的故乡
                        龙的传人
                        龙的岁月
                        十二分好龙

                        锣鼓不敲破天算不得好龙
                        鞭炮不炸穿地算不得好龙
                        龙灯不舞得天旋地转飞沙走石电闪雷鸣眼花缭乱
                        算不得好龙
                        龙舟不划成离弦之箭穿云破雾翻江倒海气尽力竭
                        算不得好龙

                        白金龙红金龙黄金龙徒有虚名
                        统统靠边站统统见鬼去吧
                        红塔山红双喜黄鹤楼大中华……那才是龙的宠儿
                        不耍他妈的几条几箱几车几船
                        算不得好龙
                        否则  你就休想腾云驾雾呼风唤雨
                        休想

                        于是

                        龙年宠坏了龙

                        渴的渴得冒烟
                        胀的胀得吐水

                        长江瘦了  饥肠辘辘
                        嫩江老了  弱不禁风

                        黄河更加黄肿
                        肚皮挺过半截开封 

                        翻车老矣  一千七百岁  昼夜呻吟
                        回肠百结  回肠寸断
                        石硪壮哉  新石器不老  再展雄风
                        还是那般结实  
                        还是那般沉重

                    箕畚载土石  止淫水之浩洋
                    芦灰息壤肃然起敬
                    茶壶衔泥浆  补禾田之龟裂
                    精卫女娲黯然神伤

                    照相机录像机竞相猎奇
                    妙镜生辉妙镜生花妙镜生趣妙不可言

                    愚公的子孙不曾忘记先人的遗训
                    四海的龙王何以抛弃上帝的精神
                    怪不得老井村有一条汉子
                    吊打过龙王

                    怪不得有一列村官村民
                    拜倒在龙王的脚下  焚香烈烛
                    灼痛过盛夏19点的荧屏

                    莫非龙王吊打不死
                    莫非叶公走出了成语