老李退休没事做，                                  
一天到晚想当然，                                 
 张家长来李家短，                                  
扯是拉非把仗干。                                  
                                                               
心恨当初没心眼，                                  
一心只把工作干，                                  
下班之后没消遗，                                  
业余爱好鬼打战。                                  
                                                                 
干完东家干西家，                                  
后干广场舞大妈，                                  
旦夕无聊寂寞死，                                  
没有几年上西天。